shit

shit
1. (shit) (21358↑, 1370↓)
1. One of the most popular swear/cuss/curse words/profanities 2. another word Feces. Poop. Dookie. Scheisse. Poo Poo. Brownies. The Shit List: The Ghost Shit The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the bowl. The Clean Shit The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit in the bowl, but there's no shit on the toilet paper. The Wet Shit You wipe your ass fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between your ass and your underwear so you don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks. The Second Wave Shit This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more. The Brain Hemorrahage Through Your Nose Shit Also known as "Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Shit". You have to strain so much to get it out that you turn purple and practically have a stroke. The Corn Shit No explanation necessary. The Lincoln Log Shit The kind of shit that's so enormous you're afraid to flush it down without first breaking it up into little pieces with the toilet brush. The Nororius Drinker Shit The kind of shit you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the tread mark left on the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush. The "Gee, I Really Wish I Could Shit" Shit The kind where you want to shit, but even after straining your guts out, all you can do is sit on the toilet, cramped and farting. The Wet Cheeks Shit Also known as the "Power Dump". That's the kind that comes out of your ass so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water. The Liquid Shit That's the kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt, splashes all over the side of the toilet bowl and, at the same time, chronically burns your tender poop-chute. The Mexican Food Shit A class all on its own. The Crowd Pleaser This shit is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to show it to someone before flushing. The Mood Enhancer This shit occurs after a lengthy period of constipation, thereby allowing you to be your old self again. The Ritual This shit occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper. The Guinness Book Of Records Shit A shit so noteworthy it should be recorded for future generations. The Aftershock Shit This shit has an odour so powerful than anyone entering the vicinity within the next seven hours is affected. The "Honeymoon's Over" Shit This is any shit created in the presence of another person. The Groaner A shit so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance. The Floater Characterized by its floatability, this shit has been known to resurface after many flushings. The Ranger A shit which refuses to let go. It is usually necessary to engage in a rocking or bouncing motion, but quite often the only solution is to push it away with a small piece of toilet paper. The Phantom Shit This appears in the toilet mysteriously and no one will admit to putting it there. The Peek-A-Boo Shit Now you see it, now you don't. This shit is playing games with you. Requires patience and muscle control. The Bombshell A shit that comes as a complete surprise at a time that is either inappropriate to shit (i.e. during lovemaking or a root canal) or you are nowhere near shitting facilities. The Snake Charmer A long skinny shit which has managed to coil itself into a frightening position - usually harmless. The Olympic Shit This shit occurs exactly one hour prior to the start of any competitive event in which you are entered and bears a close resemblance to the Drinker's Shit. The Back-To-Nature Shit This shit may be of any variety but is always deposited either in the woods or while hiding behind the passenger side of your car. The Pebbles-From-Heaven Shit An adorable collection of small turds in a cluster, often a gift from God when you actually can't shit. Premeditated Shit Laxative induced. Doesn't count. Shitzopherenia Fear of shitting - can be fatal\! Energizer Vs. Duracell Shit Also known as a "Still Going" shit. The Power Dump Shit The kind that comes out so fast, you barely get your pants down when you're done. The Liquid Plumber Shit This kind of shit is so big it plugs up the toilet and it overflows all over the floor. (You should have followed the advice from the Lincoln Log Shit.) The Spinal Tap Shit The kind of shit that hurts so much coming out, you'd swear it's got to be coming out sideways. The "I Think I'm Giving Birth Through My Asshole" Shit Similar to the Lincoln Log and The Spinal Tap Shits. The shape and size of the turd resembles a tall boy beer can. Vacuous air space remains in the rectum for some time afterwards. The Porridge Shit The type that comes out like toothpaste, and just keeps on coming. You have two choices: a) flush and keep going, or b) risk it piling up to your butt while you sit there helpless. The "I'm Going To Chew My Food Better" Shit When the bag of Doritos you ate last night lacerates the insides of your rectum on the way out in the morning. The "I Think I'm Turning Into A Bunny" Shit When you drop lots of cute, little round ones that look like marbles and make tiny splashing sounds when they hit the water. The "What The Hell Died In Here?" Shit Also sometimes referred to as "The Toxic Dump". Of course you don't warn anyone of the poisonous bathroom odour. Instead, you stand innocently near the door and enjoy the show as they run out gagging and gasping for air. The "I Just Know There's A Turd Still Dangling There" Shit Where you just sit there patiently and wait for the last cling-on to drop off because if you wipe now, it's going to smear all over the place.

"AW SHIT" "I have to take a shit"

2. (shit) (6398↑, 2424↓)
A long, long time ago, they used to ship manure (containing largely feces) on boats around the mediterranian. Well, the cargo was always on the lowest deck. The problem was, the boats back then would be farely leaky, and water would get in. When water and manure mixed, it would produce a large amount of methane. Careless and unknowing crew members at night would carry torches, and if they went below deck with enough methane, the ship would explode. To solve this problem, they simply started shipping them above deck so any gas could go out into the atmosphere. To make sure this was done, manure-containers would be labeled with "S.H.I.T.". This of course, stands for "Ship High In Transit"

As for how it became a vulgar term for feces itself is beyond me.

3. (Shit) (3800↑, 344↓)
The Most Functional English Word Well, it's shit...that's right, shit\! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.

Examples: You can get shit-faced, Be shit out of luck, or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, Find a place for your shit, Or be asked to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between Shit and Shinola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, There is bull shit, horse shit and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shits creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else\!

4. (shit) (3990↑, 763↓)
1) When combined with "the," used to describe something that is the best, greatest. 2) Without a preceeding the, is use to describe something that is the worst.

1) Man, this weed is the shit\! I can barely feel my feet\! 2) Man, this weed is shit. It tastes like Oregano.

5. (shit) (2794↑, 264↓)
A word formerly used to describe fecal matter, however now can be used to describe anything conceivable, from nouns to emotions.

K: check out my new Porsche\! G: that shits tite L: I completely agree with Obama's statement that robust diplomacy and effective development are the best long-term tools for securing America's future. F: that shits gay J: POLICE\!\!\!\! Put your hands in the air\!\!\!\! D: OH SHIT\! B: yo i banged that chickenhead last nite V: awwww shiieett

Author: Young Reezie http://shit.urbanup.com/4414344
6. (shit) (1595↑, 452↓)
Shit Shit is a very old word, with an Old English root. *Scítan is the Old English word. It has cognates in most of the other Germanic languages and shares a common Germanic root with modern equivalents like the German scheissen. *Scítan, however, doesn\\'t appear in extant Old English texts and is only assumed to have existed in Old English. The verb to shit dates the Middle English period (c. 1308), and the noun form is from the 16th century. The interjection is of quite recent vintage, not found until the 1920s. In 2002, an alleged acronymic origin for shit appeared on the Internet. According to this tale, the word is from an acronym for Ship High In Transit, referring to barges carrying manure. This is a complete fabrication and absurd on its face. All it takes to disprove it is to look up the word in any decent dictionary. Remember, anytime someone posits an acronymic word origin, chances are that it is utterly false. --as explained on www.wordorigins.org
7. (shit) (733↑, 360↓)
Used as an apprpriate gesture of surprise,or disgust. When combined with certain words, the meaning can swing: Prefix 'the' = Great Prefix 'oh' = Forgotten or found out something Suffix 'man' = Sympathy for oneself or other persons withint the vecinity or suprise, if voice raises octave Suffic 'dude' = See above

"The shit" "Oh Shit" "Shit man\!"

Author: Slap Chappie http://shit.urbanup.com/36792
8. (shit) (456↑, 142↓)
the kind of word you search for in urbandictionary.com when boredom is attacking you, don't worry am a survivor (you: *gives thumbs up*)

"I'm bored....lets type random words on the search bar and see if ppl actually has written the deffiniton of it *types shit on search bar*"

9. (shit) (521↑, 254↓)
Originally a slang term for fecal matter now commonly used as an all-purpose exclamation, noun, verb, adjective or adverb.

You don't get the shit unless you got the shit. And if you want the shit you gots to flaunt the shit. You gotta center the shit before you enter the shit. Make sure you choose the shit before you use the shit. 'Cause if you abuse the shit, you gonna lose the shit.

10. (shit) (203↑, 73↓)
"Shit" may just be the most powerful word in the English language. You can be shit faced, shit out of luck, or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit or decide to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit and die. Some people know their shit while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits. There is bull shit, horse shit and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck when shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you swim in a sea of shit and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of creation.

Do you really need an example after all that shit? I didn't think so.

11. (Shit) (132↑, 13↓)
1. Remains of what you have eaten for dinner. 2. A more harsh word for poop 3. Something that is horribly written/played.

1. Jimmy has to go into the bathroom all the sudden because he has to take a big shit. 2.The myspace band, Dawn The Abyss plays like shit for being an epic metal band.

Author: assholecritic http://shit.urbanup.com/4727024
12. (shit) (158↑, 62↓)
1) crap, poop, feces, ass butter, diareah, brown snake, dump, fly food, dung 2) a funny word that everyone says 3) a word you use when you stub your toe, shoot yourself in the foot, hit your head on the corner of the cabinet, fall down the stairs, crash your car, if the nuclear reactor across the street blows up, or you get pushed into a wall

1) shit 2) shit 3) oh shit

13. (shit) (236↑, 145↓)
everything, everyday, all the time.

I can't take this shit\!\!

Author: John the Baptist http://shit.urbanup.com/76736
14. (shit) (238↑, 155↓)
1.A word to describe our meaningless desolate and ugly lives we live. 2. Whatever the hell is on the bathroom walls

1. My life is utter shit. 2. What the hell is that SHIT on the bathroom walls.

15. (shit) (203↑, 135↓)
A slang term for Methamphetamines. A powerful stimulant that is smoked, snorted or injected.

Im spun up off that shit\!

16. (shit) (83↑, 16↓)
anything. absolutely anything, be it good, bad, or neither. shit altogether replaces the words: stuff, things, and other such placeholders. SHIT is the ultimate sentence filler, capible of carrying great importance or complete uselessness.

'I heard some shit about her yesterday....yeah apparently she's a whore.' OR 'He's been involved with so much shit lately.....I mean, he just signed a record deal\!\!' OR 'Help me carry this shit, my waterbottle's in it and it's wicked heavy.'

17. (shit) (80↑, 15↓)
1. Slang for fecal matter. 2. Vulgar slang refering to anything (often taking the place of the word "stuff"). 3. Exclaimation of frustration or anger. 4. How Sean Connery pronounces the word "sit."

1. "I'm takin' a shit." 2. "Gimme that shit\!" 3. "Holy shit\!" 4. "I'm going to shit down and have myself a martini\!"

18. (Shit) (57↑, 7↓)
The richest word in English. It can be used to maney things.

1) Geographical position - Where's that SHIT? 2) Geographical position 2 - At 21 o'clock, I'm leaving this SHIT. 3) Adjective - You're SHIT. 4) Quantitative auxiliary - I work to hell and I don't get SHIT. 5) Profissional specialization - He only makes SHIT. 6) MBA - He makes a lot of SHIT. 7) Synonym of coward - He is a piece of SHIT. 8) Admiration - Holy SHIT. 9) Question - You made shit, right? 10) Visual indicator - I can't see SHIT. 11) Specie indicator - What does this SHIT think he is? 12) Mess indicator - Everything is SHIT. 13) Job - If you reading so far, it means you aren't doing SHIT.

Author: Mateus Roque http://shit.urbanup.com/3537270
19. (shit) (59↑, 13↓)
the most versitile word in the english language

you can do shit, have shit, be shit, own shit, take a shit, give a shit, find shit, also used as a way of expressing shock or anger.

20. (Shit) (48↑, 10↓)
shit is one of the most popular words in the american dictionary....and this dictionary i suppose. Shit is an word that can be A. a noun (like pooping, poop, etc) b. an exclamation (in anger, sadness, happiness, or when something goes horribly wrong) c. when the word "Holy" is placed on front of it it becomes an expression (like in place of oh my god or something) d. it can express an amount when "load" is placed after. (an extremely large amount or an extremely small amount) e. and it can explain 'everything' or 'stuff' in a more expressing way its most commonly used to make a sentence sound more exciting or more interesting that it normally is. for example. "the neighbors dog just shit on my lawn" sounds more interesting than "the neighbors dog pooped on my lawn" the word 'crap' can also be used the same way as 'shit' can.

A. aww....man..i gotta go take a shit B. Shit dude that sucks. or. Shit dude that's awesome\! c. holy shit thats a small ass computer d. that's a shitload of weed man... e. you wont believe the shit that happened to me today

Author: devils advocate 69 http://shit.urbanup.com/3666191
21. (shit) (97↑, 58↓)
1. Most popularly used as an interjection without the stigma of sexual inappropriateness with words such as [fuck] or [faggot] or [cocksucker]. 2. To move one's bowels, to eliminate. 3. One's less valued personal possessions, most commonly used to describe debatably useless junk, drugs (ie good shit).

1. Shit\! Shit shit shit shit shit shit\! 2. I just shat on a truly monstrous magnitude. 3. Why doesn't he just pick this shit up?

Author: ShockTsunami http://shit.urbanup.com/8127
22. (shit) (49↑, 15↓)
the brown stuff that comes out of your asshole

look at my shit in that toilet there

23. (shit) (69↑, 36↓)
microsoft windows, also used to describe any other microsoft product.

microsoft shits in a box and people buy it.

24. (shit) (32↑, 6↓)
South Harmon Institute of Technology

In the movie Accepted,the fake college was called shit

25. (shit) (39↑, 13↓)
1. a word used to describe the face of an ugly person 2. a small animal--of various shapes and sizes--that is formed in the rectum and born in a toilet bowl 3. good stuff 4. soul food

1. "hey man lemme have a sniff...*whiff* ahh...that the shit dog\!" 2.person1:hey you see that guy person2:which guy, G? person1:that one\!\! person2:WHICH guy motha fucka person1:The one whose face looks like shit person2:Ohhhh. Yeah. Yeah I see him, what about him dog? person1:lets go jump his ass person2: lets go jump his face person1: hahahahaha. Aight. 3.person1: hey man move out ma way person2: I aint in yo way sun person1: lemme say it again, move out ma way person2: Hey yo wha the fuck wit da attitude bitch, what? WHAT?*gettinin face* WHAT THE FUCK YOU GON' DO MAN??? person1: *click of magnum* person2:YOA\!\!holy SHIT Dog\! I-I-I was just playin... you listenin?? I was just...Shit\!\!\!\!....*BOOM* 4. kid: Hey mommy can we eat out tonight? mother:go and ask your father kid: daddy can we eat out tonight? dad: go and ask you mother kid: mom, can we eat out tonight? mom: Look, kid, i said ask your damn father. kid: dad, can we eat out tonight? dad: I already told you son\!\!\! Go and ask that slutty bitch in the kitchen. kid: mom, dad said i should go and ask you, bitch. mom: what did you say you little SHIT\!?\!?\! kid: i said can we eat out tonight? mom: *pulls out meat cleaver* kid: shit mommy, SHIT. mom: wha the fuck you say now, bitch kid: SHIT\!\!\!\!\! put that away mommy, your scaring me dad: is she exposing herself again?? GOD DAMMIT\!\!\! *enters kitchen* SHIT. SHITTIDY SHITS SHAT SHIT ON ME\!\!\! What have you done woman???

26. (shit) (37↑, 14↓)
An adjective used by Jim Lahey from the show [Trailer Park Boys] to describe the trouble that is expected to foil the boys plans.

1)Jim: A shit storm's a brewing, Randy, a shit storm's a brewing. 2)Jim: Bubbles, there's gonna be a shit blizzard.

27. (shit) (29↑, 7↓)
1. (n.) Any pointless or unidentified material. 2. (n.) Poop (n.) The act of pooping (v.) To poop. 3. \shitload: A hell of a lot

1. What is this shit? 2. I will go shit. 3. Damn, that's a shitload of guns\!

28. (Shit) (40↑, 20↓)
AOL Explorer, Walmart Connect, and various other web browsers that are exactly the same. Also, for AOL and WM Connect, see [crap], [worthless], [doesn't work], [too many insults to describe it].

Poo man: I'll be right back, got to take a AOL-style shit.

29. (shit) (22↑, 8↓)
A she/him/it a 's-h-it' an uncategorized gender. a [hermaphrodite] or he/she

that shit is daang ugly wow I could be a bi if I tapped that shit shit I want an icecream. -Hey\! dont call me names. I wasn't...?? shitoramadingdongalooertingjajg

30. (shit) (16↑, 5↓)
The most flexible swear word next to [fuck]. Can be used in a number of different ways (verb, noun, adverb, etc.). Also more acceptable to use in public and on TV than [fuck], because it does not connect to sex in any way 99% of the sime. But is usually censored with it's less vulgar cousin [crap], which can be used in almost every sense of shit...or it's even milder second-cousin "poop" Also slang for feces. Any form of the word "shit" pertaining to feces is a literal form of the word. Examples of common context used found below. Check out South Park's "It Hits The Fan" for more details.

literal noun: I left shit in the toilet, so I gotta flush it. non-literal noun: Sorry, I've got shit to do. literal adjective: My underwear is shitty. non-literal adjective: That movie was shitty, so don't see it. literal expletive (sometimes): Bullshit\! non-literal expletive: Aw, shit\! literal verb: I just shitted (or shat) on myself. non-literal verb (sometimes): Our team was shitted on in the playoffs. There's also a piece of shit, chicken-shit, to know your shit, shit-for-brains, and the list goes on.

Author: PS, I'm Black http://shit.urbanup.com/3021545
31. (shit) (15↑, 5↓)
The word could mean multiple things, depending on how you use it. Shit could be..poop Something that stinks Or it could be used to degrade or give someone a compliment. Or shit could mean something.

You some shit nigga.:( Son you the shit...:) Son you smell like shit. nigga dont talk about shit u dont know

32. (shit) (22↑, 12↓)
a shit is brown and comes out of your bum.

i just shit my self.

33. (shit) (12↑, 3↓)
What you say when someone ends your killing spree in Halo 3.

Shit\! I almost had an Untouchable\!

34. (shit) (24↑, 15↓)
A bowel movement, a turd\!

Don step in the dog shit\!\!

Author: Pink Floyd Fanatic http://shit.urbanup.com/6082
35. (Shit) (10↑, 2↓)
Spit out sunflower seed shells. Spiked Nades: Sunflower seed shells can't be digested, so your shit is spiked with shells. Cuts open your ass causing massive pain for an amount of time to your asshole.

That shit i took was a spiked nade, it ripped my asshole apart\!

36. (shit) (32↑, 24↓)
Marijuana yet another word for it [weed] [holy herb]

Man, this shit, is the shit\!

Author: Crackity Jones http://shit.urbanup.com/2417
37. (shit) (9↑, 2↓)
very, usually used in instances where the extent of the instance is almost unbelievable

After Steve totalled his car, it became shit broke. The speedy wide receiver was feared because he was shit fast. We were so good, the whole country considered us shit hot. Bob was a drinker who was known for becoming shit drunk at parties.

38. (Shit) (8↑, 1↓)
1. Verb: Slang for when someone takes a [crap]. 2. Interjection: When someone usually makes a mistake, they will yell out this word.

Example number 1: "Dude, hold up for a minute, I've got to take a shit." Example Number 2: Me: Did you remeber to get the keys? Donielle: Shit\! No...

39. (SHIT) (10↑, 3↓)
Acronym for Sure Happy It's Tuesday (or Thursday)

Shit\! I locked my keys in the car\!

40. (Shit) (8↑, 1↓)
Bad, Rancid, & Colorful Body Waste That is Released From Your Anus.

For Example: An AlBasha Sub.

41. (Shit) (8↑, 2↓)
Stinky crap that comes out of your ass.

Dude I have to take a shit, give me a minute. Just don't leave a stain, my mom will kill me.

42. (Shit) (6↑, 1↓)
"Shit" can sometimes mean hashish which is a preparation of cannabis composed of the compressed stalked resin glands called trichomes, collected from the cannabis plant.It is a rich amount of THC.And it can really get you high for the night,even if you share it with friends \!

Dude1 : Hey Bubu\! I loved that "shit" you brought from Colentina,it was really great \! Dude2 : Yea i fucking know that it's damn good \!

43. (shit) (8↑, 3↓)
pretty much anything - a person, place, or thing.

Examples: 1) Go grab that shit\! 2) Man thats funny, say dat shit again\! 3) You hear that shit? 4) Throw that shit over here\! 5) Check that shit out\! 6) That car is da shit holmes\! 7) That car is a piece of shit holmes\! 8) Why do I have to do this stupid shit? 9) I'm going to go take a shit\! 10) You get the idea...

Author: TheMasterofAllShit http://shit.urbanup.com/3009108
44. (Shit) (4↑, 0↓)
Nickelback

Nickelback is shit.

45. (Shit) (5↑, 1↓)
A battle cry. since the beginning of recorded history men have yelled shit as they went into battle.

Okay lets get 'om, shit\!\!

Author: Deep blue 2012 http://shit.urbanup.com/4535256
46. (shit) (8↑, 4↓)
The Screaming-Skwits Shit: The kind of shit that "skwits" out your ass like water in little lumps of crap at a rapid pace.

One of those awful days when you catch a stomach virus, you begin to shit uncontrolablly, and you end up spending the night in the bathroom; and to make matters worse, the virus was given to you by a close friend.

Author: Sam & Andrea http://shit.urbanup.com/3650904
47. (Shit) (7↑, 3↓)
crap, poop, feces, waste from the body that cannot be used for energy. Just wanted to add another type of shit to the shit list: the cannon shit: when the pressure of a fart behind the shit, shoves the shit out your ass, like a cannon. The Mile long shit: when a shit is so big, you wonder how it fit in your rectum.

Person A: "Awww man\! I just took a cannon shit\!" Person B: "nice" Person A: " I just took a mile long shit\!" Person B: "How does that fit inside you??

48. (shit) (3↑, 0↓)
what comes out of Sarah Palin's mouth when she speaks

everything Sarah palin says is prety much shit

Author: baka kuso yaro http://shit.urbanup.com/5741212
49. (Shit) (3↑, 0↓)
The largest genre of music.

Todd: Hey, so my brother started listening to Shit the other day. Greg: Oh yeah, like what? Shit is a pretty big genre. Todd: Lots of Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber. Also some Slipknot. Greg: Man, thats definitely some Shit right there.

Author: ADeadlierSnake http://shit.urbanup.com/5602338
50. (shit) (5↑, 2↓)
The Acid Shit

The type of toxic stool, where you wipe your ass and the next thing you see is your defication smeared onto the palm of your hand; due to the fact that your acid shit dissolved the butt tissue.

51. (SHIT) (9↑, 6↓)
Acronym for: Sorry Honey, It's Thursday. When people say TGIF (Thank God Its Friday), then reply by saying SHIT.

"omg this week was so fucking stressful. TGIF\!" "SHIT\!"

Author: missupergirl http://shit.urbanup.com/2966594
52. (shit) (5↑, 2↓)
Pronunciation: \\&\#712;shit, interjectionally also &\#712;shç-&\#601;t\\ Function: noun Etymology: Middle English *shit, from Old English scite; akin to Old English -scîtan to defecate Date: circa 1526 1usually vulgar : feces 2usually vulgar : an act of defecation 3usually vulgar : nonsense, crap 4usually vulgar : any of several intoxicating or narcotic drugs; especially : heroin 5usually vulgar : damn 2 6usually vulgar : a worthless, offensive, or detestable person 7usually vulgar a—used as an interjection b—used as an intensive usually with the — shit·ty \\&\#712;shi-tç\\ adjective usually vulgar

Duke: aye, ye peasants be shite-ing\! Prince: La\! well dont be looking at them\! woman1: you have a period stain. woman2: shit\!

53. (Shit) (7↑, 4↓)
1.Shit is a brown or green substance that is usally passed out of the arse, but some people talk alot of shit. 2.There are some people who enjoy the taste of shit for example if you go to www.2girls1cup.com you will find out. 3.Shit a way of describing the way in which someone smells or the eroma which they give off. 4. Simple insult.

1.I just had the biggest shit. 2.OMG dude have you seen those two girls eating shit on the internet SICK. 3.GOD man have a shawor your smell like shit. 4.Eat shit and die you shitting shiter

54. (shit) (5↑, 2↓)
No shit - usually used sarcastically, as in, obviously Dumb shit - dumb person Shit happens - bad stuff happens. Bullshit - when someone says 'Bullshit\!' it means they assume the person they're talking to is lying, bullshit means 'Lies'. The shit - good stuff. Shit\! - used in exclamation, to show surprise, disappointment, anger, disbelief, you get the drift. Jackshit - don't know how to define it. But when someone says 'you don't know jackshit' it means the person doesn't know anything. Shit - it can mean stuff. In the most literal way I can think of that is used today, it means excretions and stuff. Poo. Crap. Whatever you call it.

'I scored 18 goals.' 'Bullshit\!' 'Black Sabbath is the shit\!' 'Shit\! I lost my phone.' 'Shit\! No way\!' 'Shit, what the hell is going on?' 'Shit. We lost.' 'You didn't hear jackshit\!' 'There was a huge pile of shit in the toilet.' 'Birdshit stained the car window.'

55. (shit) (5↑, 2↓)
[Stuff] belonging to anyone that is not you.

"Steve left his shit at my apartment\!"

56. (shit) (2↑, 0↓)
shit: to find out that there's already a definition on urban dictionary that u thought off

Shit. I thought I was clever and thought of a new definition only.to.be proved wrong

57. (shit) (2↑, 0↓)
Abbreviation for "sorry honey it's Thursday" similar to tgif. Typically said when someone says [tgif] on a Thursday.

Janet: Yippie, TGIF Paul: SHIT, you can say that tomorrow

58. (shit) (2↑, 1↓)
so happy it's thursday.

Good morning class. Shit

59. (shit) (2↑, 1↓)
acronym for "Sure Happy It's Thursday\!"

Person 1: "Well, I'm Shit." Person 2: "Excuse me?" Person 1: "What, I just said I'm Sure Happy Its Thursday\!"

60. (shit) (1↑, 0↓)
shit is of course poop enough said but shit i also general things or you could be telling people to eat shit suck shit shitty job shitty place shitty house anything that is shitty makes it worse

my salad is ruined because a bird [shit] in it.

61. (Shit) (1↑, 0↓)
1. Fecal Matter, poop, number 2. 2. An expression 3. A name to give something you are describing. 4. Drugs. Usually weed.

1. I have to shit, be right back. 2. Ohhh shit. 3. That shit was GAY as SHIT 4. Yo, I got some good ass fuckin SHIT.

62. (shit) (1↑, 0↓)
Anything not important enough to be named specifically but rather in a large group

I got all this shit in my room and don't know what to do with it

63. (shit) (2↑, 1↓)
Ok for all you ignorant people who follow the webster distionary . The word " shit " is a Acroynm....it was created in the late 1700 , when the english were shipping products from Europe to the new world. The bottom of the boat would seep in water , thus getting things wet. SO each crate was stamped with the acroynm S.H.I.T = this stood for " Ship Hi In Transit " ..This way each Item was placed on the top deck....it had NO bearing on the swear word...Only those who read webster [ who was not a language person ] would come up with such foolishness...so dig your head out of your &^^^^ , and learn the language ..Post others and I will help you ...

[ excrement ] shit is not a swear word \!\!\!

64. (Shit) (0↑, 0↓)
it happens.

"My dog just died\!" "Shit happens."

65. (shit) (2↑, 2↓)
the brown thing that comes out of your ass

Man: I took a big ass shit last night Man 2: okay?

66. (shit) (0↑, 0↓)
the most arousing experience you'll ever cum across.

Armin van Buuren was shit.

67. (Shit) (0↑, 0↓)
POOP\!

Them: I have to take a shit. You: Don't you mean you have to take a poop.

68. (shit) (0↑, 0↓)
Shit means [crap], poo mostly used to describe something

This game is shit

Author: computertrick http://shit.urbanup.com/5041702
69. (shit) (0↑, 0↓)
its something brown that comes out your ass\! told ya...easy as 123\! ;)

"maan, i need the shit badlyyyy\!" "well go to the toilet then u idiot\!" soo why do you go to the toilet? TO HAVE A SHIT\!

Author: shittyman123 http://shit.urbanup.com/4863113
70. (Shit) (0↑, 0↓)
That brown stuff that comes out of your ass. Also known as "Poop".

I take a shit every morning, it ussually comes out soft.

Author: Locomotion Titties http://shit.urbanup.com/4860654
71. (Shit) (0↑, 0↓)
another word for stuff, usually used when upset or don't care.

"Don't touch my shit\!" "Why do you have so much shit in your car?"

72. (shit) (1↑, 1↓)
Noun with two meanings. Either: -referring to feces and waste matter Or: - a noun which can be used to replace a verb, meaning that the speaker doesn't have a clear idea of what they're referring to but know that they are referring to something.

'Aw man, I just took a huge shit.', meaning the speaker fired one out. 'Hey, you wanna go to town and shit?', which does not mean the speaker wants to use the toilets at a store on the high street. It means the speaker wants to go to town, but doesn't have a clear idea of what exactly to do there.

73. (shit) (2↑, 2↓)
One of the most commonly used words of the English language. Originally a swear word for feces but now probably has the most definitions and can be used as a pronoun in multiple situations or can be used in place of almost any noun. Here are a few meanings. 1. An old car 2. Anything useless 3. Anything that smells or tastes funny. 4. Junk food. 5. Not having money. 6. Anything broken. 7. Drugs. 8. Anything of high value. 9. Anything that you know but cant remember the name of it. 10. Something cheap. 11. Alcohol. 12. Anything you want it to be.

1. John's car didn't start this morning, it's a piece of shit. 2. This old microwave doesnt even heat the food well, it runs like shit. 3. I hate to say this to her, but Tina's cooking smells and tastes like shit. 4. All that fast food shit your eating will increase your cholesterol. 5. All I have is 100 bucks to play at the casino, I don't even have shit to spend. 6. I dropped my cell phone and it don't work, now it's a piece of shit. 7. I have some good shit to smoke. 8. Wow\!\! That diamond ring is the shit\!\!\!\! 9. I know it's easy to build, but I can't remember the name, what is that shit called? 10. That sale price is cheaper than shit. 11. That drink went down smoothly, I want more of that shit. 12. I just call it shit because it has so many names.

Author: all sportsman http://shit.urbanup.com/4511500
74. (shit) (0↑, 0↓)
synonyms: poop poo crap

my kinds of shit: worm shit; simular to the snake charmer shit, is long and thin the "oh god" shit; the kind of shit were you shit and you think theres more but no more comes out the heavy lifting shit; the kind of shit were you shit when you lift up heavy items the "wet rectum" shit; simular to the wet cheeks shit the shit were its so massive you spread your legs far apart to make sure you dont get any on your cheeks, and comes out so fast water splashes up to your rectum

75. (shit) (3↑, 3↓)
its what i am.

i am the shit.

Author: phatnatnigga http://shit.urbanup.com/4450882
76. (shit) (0↑, 0↓)
Some How It's Tasty

Tom : Your food is shit. Alice: Fuck you, whats wrong with it ?? Tom : Actually, I mean some how its tasty.

77. (SHIT) (0↑, 0↓)
S- SURE H- HAPPY I- ITS T-THUSDAY

DACIA: [OMG] MADDIE [SHIT]\! [MADDIE]:[MEEH] TOO [LOVE] NOW I'M [GOING] TO HAVE TO [PANTIE RAID] YOU

Author: Chuck Claudenfinklesteinenberg http://shit.urbanup.com/4408805
78. (shit) (0↑, 0↓)
the name lawrentina is load shit the came from the bottom of a demons ass

omg look at that lawrentina it smells like shit\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

79. (shit) (2↑, 2↓)
all the shit described in the underground film "Whose Shit Is This?" (2006) shit refers to: economic decline turmoil natural disasters drama heresy life diseases terrorist attacks

Shit, man\! All that shit in Whose Shit Is This? was just like the shit you see happening today\!

Author: underground shit http://shit.urbanup.com/4304299
80. (shit) (1↑, 1↓)
An adjective used (similar to 'very') to enhance another adjective.

That guy is shit ugly. It was shit funny\!

81. (shit) (0↑, 0↓)
brown goo that comes out your anus. is nice to drink with lamingtons. bitches like to shit on everyone else. they enjoy shitting so they sing happily everytime they get a turtle head\!

i ate corn shit.

Author: whoami?youll never guess http://shit.urbanup.com/4265160
82. (Shit) (1↑, 1↓)
Crap

you shit in the middle of the street because u liked it and everyone was watching you take a shit on the street

83. (Shit) (0↑, 0↓)
1. Slang word for faeces. 2. To defecate. 3. Something really bad. 4. An exclamation.

He just did the smelliest shit ever\! I have to shit but there are no facilities around. That exam was so shit\! Shit\! I forgot my suitcase\!

Author: Mayor of Awesome Town http://shit.urbanup.com/4245882
84. (shit) (0↑, 0↓)
a peice(S) of left over wastage (left over food) that your body could not digest also known as a swear word\!\!

"Hey yo need to take a shit your ass stinks" or also "shit i stubbed my toe"

85. (Shit) (2↑, 2↓)
If you don't know what shit is you have shit for brains. I do have a nice bit to add on the origin of the word though. ORIGIN: Hundreds of years ago in England manure was shipped as fertilizer by sea to famers for use on their fields. The ships that they used to haul this nasty freight were wooden and the smell of fresh shit made the sailors sick. Some sailors started storing the shit deep in the hull and even attempted to seal off the smell. Unfortunatey, the methane gas from all the manure built up and as soon as some poor sailor came by with a lit pipe or a lantern... BOOM\!\!\! To avoid this, sailors realized they had to let the dangerous cargo air out, and that manure was only safe at the top of the frieght stacks in the ocean breeze. Crates holding manure had the abbreviation S.H.I.T. on them to remind sailors to Ship High In Transit. Thus, the term shit was born and went on to become one of the most beloved and interchangable curse words in English history. Now ain't that some fascinating shit?

Shit can mean anything from the lowest of the low to the greatest of the great\! Ex: Denzel Washington's acting is the shit\!\!\! (positive) Ex2: Rush Limbaugh is a lardass, hypocritical, lying, bigoted, drug addicted, narrow-minded, arrogant, and self-obsessed piece of toxic shit\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

86. (Shit) (1↑, 1↓)
Somthing that happens when you least expect it.

My life is shit. My luck is for shit. "If shit didn't happen we'd all walk around constipated"

Author: poopsniffer123 http://shit.urbanup.com/4113700
87. (shit) (0↑, 0↓)
1.a word you would use if you were like "danget\! i forgot something" 2. a pile of poo

1. oh shit\! i forgot to turn off the dryer\! 2. look at that shit that's in the toilet\!

Author: FUTBOLFREAK4 http://shit.urbanup.com/4108145
88. (Shit) (1↑, 1↓)
The word shit is most commonly used to take the place of a thing, or a number of things.

Fuck this shit.

89. (shit) (4↑, 4↓)
Something which comes out of george bushes mouth

George bush was talking to his dad then shit came out his mouth and made a video about it (2 boys 1 cup?)

90. (Shit) (1↑, 1↓)
Poop

Daniel: Look at that shit\! Fred: Watch you're fucking mouth\! That's poop.

Author: noonelikesmesinceismell http://shit.urbanup.com/3316016
91. (SHIT) (3↑, 3↓)
YOUR SCREWED

Dude YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO POKE THE TREE ITS GONNA SPLOAD. Really\!? OH SHIT\!

Author: Sherrybirkie http://shit.urbanup.com/3216144
92. (Shit) (2↑, 2↓)
The act of releasing feces out of the rectum. You can also play games with ie. battle shits at school. When 2 people sit next to each other in a stall and see who can make the biggest splash

At school jon and eric were playing a game of battle shits and eric got his ass sunk

Author: Luckest guy ever http://shit.urbanup.com/3151441
93. (shit) (6↑, 6↓)
like if someone forgot their keys they feel like taking a shit cause they feel nervous.like shit,fuck,damn, they all mean the same shit.

like shit i forget my keys.

94. (shit) (3↑, 3↓)
the brown stuff that comes out your ass hole

lance took a shit on james kitchen floor after nick pissed all over his bathroom

95. (Shit) (10↑, 10↓)
1. One of the eight words that so offended god, we musn't say it too much cause the curse of the black death will kill us\! 2. The brown thing that comes from your ass...

1. The knights were formed to keep curse words to a minimum. Should a curse word ever be let out, they would return. A rune for each word of curse was made, representing each of the eight words that so offended God... 2. Kyle: Chef, do you know where "shit" comes from? Chef: Uh, from your ass, children.

96. (Shit) (3↑, 3↓)
slang word for seat

Hey sasquatch are you tired of standing? Come shit here.

97. (shit) (3↑, 3↓)
Slang for My Chemical Romance. Go check it here [my chemical romance].

Man 1: AWWWWWWW FUCK\! Man 2: What? Man 1: I stepped in some My Chemical Romance\! Man 2: Dude that's some shit\! Man 1: What is the diffrence?

98. (shit) (1↑, 1↓)
Used as an apprpriate gesture of surprise,or disgust. When combined with certain words, the meaning can swing: Prefix 'the' = Great Prefix 'oh' = Forgotten or found out something/denotes fear. Suffix 'man' = Sympathy for oneself or other persons withint the vecinity or suprise, if voice raises octave Suffic 'dude' = See above "The shit" "Oh Shit" "Shit man\!"

"The shit" "Oh Shit" "Oh Shit\! That guy is gonna fucking kill me\!" "Shit man\!"

Author: Marvin the Dork http://shit.urbanup.com/1336502
99. (shit) (1↑, 1↓)
she, he, it. A person who was once male or female and is now the opposite.

jen's name was once john. He had a sex change and be came a shit.

100. (shit) (4↑, 4↓)
the most versitile word in the english language.

shit head eat shit, tough shit hot shit holy shit (basicly anyword) shit,

101. (SHIT) (0↑, 1↓)
So Happy Its Tuesday or So Happy Its Thursday

Shit, I want to go clubbin' tonight.

102. (Shit) (0↑, 1↓)
Poop or Crap

I Shit on my enemy.

Author: qawszxcdreftfgejcifnhdjwegFJW http://shit.urbanup.com/6102120
103. (Shit) (0↑, 1↓)
One word: God

God's a piece of fucking shit\!

104. (shit) (1↑, 2↓)
happens

Shit happens.

105. (Shit) (0↑, 1↓)
Another word for life

Guy \#1: Man, when will this shit end? Guy \#2: Well the average is 75 years

Author: NobodyImportant24 http://shit.urbanup.com/5529388
106. (shit) (0↑, 1↓)
nothing, the absence of anything

Damn, there is shit left in the fridge. We should go to the grocery store.

Author: Prophet of Always Being Right http://shit.urbanup.com/5445643
107. (Shit) (0↑, 1↓)
Poop.

Shitpoop.

Author: PoopyPoopfacePooper http://shit.urbanup.com/5338218
108. (SHIT) (0↑, 1↓)
SO HAPPY IT'S THURSDAY.

Today at work all the young bloods around the office were saying "SHIT" and hi 5'ing.... Woohoo tomorrow is Friday\!

109. (SHIT) (0↑, 1↓)
Sure Happy It's Thursday\!

SHIT\! Sure Happy It's Thursday\!

110. (shit) (1↑, 2↓)
so happy it''s thursday\!

-Guess What\! \shitwhat? -SHIT\! \shitwtf? -SO HAPPY ITS THURSDAY\! \shitoh -lol Same as tgif but for thursday :)

111. (SHIT) (1↑, 2↓)
Acronym for "sure happy it's Thursday."

I'm SHIT because tomorrow's Friday\!

112. (shit) (0↑, 1↓)
crystal meth

Hey man I need some shit, you think I could get a thirty from ya?

113. (shit) (1↑, 2↓)
1. a saying that something really sucks 2. a term for poo

1. Short Stack was really shit 2. I had a great shit

114. (Shit) (1↑, 2↓)
1. A very popular exclamation. Can be used in almost any situation. 2. The act of pooping 3. The poop itself 4. Something awesome 5. Shit can also refer to something very flammable and fun to burn while in the woods. Usually plant material, but sometimes dried shit(poo) can also be shit. This is ironic shit. 6. Whatever the fuck you want it to be.

1. Shit\! It's due tommorow?\! 2. Dude, I have to shit so bad. Why did I eat those brownies your crazy ex sent you... 3. Yeah I woke up and there was shit all over my bathroom. Never drinking after Indian food. 4. Dude this weed is the shit\! 5. Hey Brian go get some more shit. The fire's dying. I feel bad for what we did to the shit tree, but man it was fun. I hope my eyebrows grow back. 6. Shit\!

Author: naylordude424 http://shit.urbanup.com/4402934
115. (shit) (0↑, 1↓)
caca brown that comes out of the anus. also known as a loser or tool. shit monsters are also very common.

"My shit was very colorful yesterday\!"

116. (Shit) (1↑, 2↓)
The pile of fecies that ejects from the anus into the toilet water that makes a splash and collects at the bottom of the toilet bowl also known as a Mike Fields.

(sound of toilet flushing) a man looks down at the toilet flushing and the fecies spinning to the departure, "oh see ya later mike fields have a good swim ya piece of shit"

117. (Shit) (0↑, 1↓)
A word you use when you can't remember the name of something else. Also a term for "stuff".

What's that shit? Can you hand me my shit?

118. (shit) (1↑, 2↓)
it happens

[shit] happens

Author: johnny 'nny' C. http://shit.urbanup.com/3878583
119. (shit) (0↑, 1↓)
used for everything

1.We shit in your mouth 2.You look like shit 3.You just ate shit 4.Shittt, that shit was hard 5.Man, i just took a hugh shit

Author: KARYSSAAAA\! http://shit.urbanup.com/3851533
120. (shit) (1↑, 2↓)
it, feces, crap, thing, a realization of nothing.

"Shit over there."

121. (Shit) (1↑, 2↓)
Street name for narcotic Meth (Methamphetamine).

Crackhead: How much is for an 8th of shit? Drug dealer: 160 dollars

Author: Drugs are bad http://shit.urbanup.com/3598330
122. (Shit) (0↑, 1↓)
Can be used as a name for any drug. Usually used when in a place where people might be listening to other peoples' conversations, and they don't want to get caught.

I got us some good shit for tonight. We're gonna be sooo blazed\!

123. (shit) (1↑, 2↓)
something the english people are full of.

englishman after 3 pints:I,m full. Welshman:Yea full of FUCKING SHIT\!

Author: sionimaesyrhandir http://shit.urbanup.com/3196268
124. (shit) (0↑, 1↓)
something some people like to eat and throw up on and swish it around in there mouth [example 2girls1cup]

hey man i just had the biggest shit ever omg did she swallow that shit that was alot of shit in that cup for a girl

Author: afromanblake http://shit.urbanup.com/2842029
125. (shit) (3↑, 4↓)
1) Feces (noun, informal) 2) To extract feces (verb, informal) Slang: 3) Exclamation of surprise, delight, disgust, danger or any other jolting emotion 4) (verb) To fool, to kid, to con. 5) usually used with 'together': a) the essence of ones being (b) ones behavior or nature (c) ones composure (d) ones attention to the task at hand 6) reference to anything, object person or action, which referencer treats with low or carefree regard. 7) drugs 8) (adjective) bad, inferior 9) (adjective), used with 'the': great, superior 10) comparative noun 11) reference to nothing

1) Clean your shit off the toilet. 2) Don't shit where you eat. 3) Oh shit, there goes my train\! Oh shit you got us front row tickets\! 4) Are you shitting me? No man, I shit you not. 5) You better pull/have/get your shit together otherwise you're outta here. Don't be actin' like your shit don't stink. 6) Get your shit packed and outta here by tomorrow. The little shit walked in like he owned the place. What is this shit? Why'd you have to do that shit for? That's some fine/weird-ass shit right there. Check that shit out man. 7) Hey man, lets do that good shit you got from downtown. 8) This food is shit, I don't know why I come here. 9) Paco's Taco is the shit, it's the only taco for me man. 10) this movie is as funny as shit 11) Why you pissed at me, I didn't do shit man. Pigs ain't got shit on me.

126. (shit) (0↑, 2↓)
poop

[dat] [wigger] just shitted in the crap pot

127. (shit) (1↑, 3↓)
the stuff that comes out of your ass when you sit down

Dude i had to take a shit last night at that party but i was to embarassed\!

Author: Dick Walding\! http://shit.urbanup.com/3798721
128. (shit) (2↑, 4↓)
When you walking by a turd, you said to yourself, the word to say to yourself.

Yesterday on my way back home, I stepped out of the bus and I saw a turd on the ground, I said to myself, "shit\!"

Author: Doru Johansson http://shit.urbanup.com/3643307
129. (shit) (0↑, 2↓)
Someone's feces.

I stepped in some dog shit on my walk

130. (shit) (5↑, 7↓)
The thing that comes out of your ass at the most inconvenient of times and places.

Lo\! mine asshole hath opened up\! Look how a fiery torrent of shit doth rain forth from it\! 'Twas a shameful mistake to have eaten beans the other night\!

131. (shit) (3↑, 5↓)
in the olden days, manure was transported on ships but it would explode because the gas produced from the manure couldn't escape. To prevent explosions, the manure was identified with S.H.I.T, meaning, "Ship High in Transit."

"when the shit hits the fan"

132. (shit) (0↑, 2↓)
why are you looking up shit on here?? eww ur discusting

omg ur effing shit head u smell like ass

Author: BILLYBOB BOB http://shit.urbanup.com/2293435
133. (shit) (2↑, 4↓)
1. A word that expresses dismay 2. Poop\!

Don't you have something better to do than look up SHIT????

Author: wakalakalover45 http://shit.urbanup.com/1318185
134. (shit) (2↑, 5↓)
good thing. like your the best.

1.'omg ben is the SHIT bbe\!' 2.'nah dont fuck wit tanya she is tha shit hollaaa\!'

Author: Laura Reppin Steel Cityy http://shit.urbanup.com/2647700
135. (Shit) (3↑, 7↓)
What you say when you almost (or do) fall, bump into someone/something. or forgot your homework.

Shit. Aww Shit\! Its due today\!

Author: NiggaPelease http://shit.urbanup.com/4751000
136. (Shit) (0↑, 4↓)
A Large brown (sometimes light brown, green, red, yellow, or multi-colored; depending on what you ate.) piece of poop that comes out of your asshole.

Fuck that was the biggest shit i've ever taken.

Author: samantha olvilin smith johnson http://shit.urbanup.com/3528532
137. (shit) (1↑, 5↓)
A shorter writing of the name ''John Schitt''

You don't know John Shit

138. (shit) (1↑, 5↓)
slang, noun. Term anti-tweekers use to refer to meth

Tweakers smoke shit out of a quag

139. (shit) (6↑, 10↓)
Poop. Or can be used to represent something. or if used in "The Shit" then it may be used to represent somthing someone else likes or enjoys.

BItch you better drop dat shit\! or stop givin me dat shit\! or Eww, You forgot to flush your shit. or "That shit it da shit"

Author: NoWhiteFlagsNoMercy http://shit.urbanup.com/2392284
140. (shit) (12↑, 16↓)
slang terminology for [crystal meth] / paraphernalia. the pipe used to smoke the meth is referred to as a "shit pipe".

1) lets get some shit and get spun dogg\! 2) i just bought some [magic] but i dont have a shit pipe.

Author: RLpoloplaya67 http://shit.urbanup.com/1434084
141. (shit) (6↑, 11↓)
1. Poop. 2. Something bad 3. A word people use at random times, as such, when they get hurt, or as an exclamatory meaning. 4. THE shit - meaning something good; can be a compliment

1. "There was a lot of shit on the grass from my dog\!" 2. "He's a little peice of shit for messing up my make up\!" 3. "SHIT\! I stubbed my toe\!\!" 4. "Dude, that's the shit right there\! I want to get that\!\!"

Author: there comes a time... http://shit.urbanup.com/2325373
142. (Shit) (2↑, 9↓)
In the 1800s, after farming on the same land for hundreds of years, the Europeans would have to fertalize their land. To do so, they sailed to South America to get bat poop. When they got there, they just threw the poop into the bottom of the boat. On the way back to Europe, the boats would leak(they were made of wood), and the water and the poop would mix. It would then get really hot and humid down there, and the boats would catch on fire and burn in the middle of the ocean. After people figured out what was happening, they started putting the bat poop in crates. They then stamped S.H.I.T. on it. S.H.I.T. stood for ship high in transit. Hence the word shit.

You: It smells like shit in here. Me: It smells like boxed full of bat poop in here?

Author: BellanTwitch http://shit.urbanup.com/2610117
143. (shit) (2↑, 9↓)
verb: don't lie, joke, [bullshit]

-I swear, it's the truth\! -Dude, don't shit.

144. (shit) (5↑, 14↓)
Used to refer three genders in one word

S(he) + H(e) + IT = shit

145. (shit) (4↑, 17↓)
what people say when they ask to leave their classroom during school and when they get back in their seat they realize that they have to go to the bathroom

shit why didn't i go to the bathroom after i went to my locker?

Author: Holly Matronic http://shit.urbanup.com/2416670
146. (shit) (13↑, 31↓)
1)The end result of eating food.2)something that smells like shit. 3) The bomb\!

1.I have to take a shit. 2)Something smells like shit. 3)This is some good shit.

147. (Shit) (9↑, 28↓)
The definition of shit is Ship High In Transit. Back in the day of the colonial times ships would box horse and cow manure and transport them in ships, but when a crew men would go check on the cargo of manure with a lantern, meanwhile the boxed manure is on the bottom of the ship which has moisture creating methane gas. As the crew men approached the bottom deck it would explode to smithereens . There for they stamped SHIT on the boxes to make sure they are stored on a higher level of the ship.

There was an extra load of SHIT label boxes on the ship causing it too stink.

Author: KyleKendrick http://shit.urbanup.com/3709307
148. (shit) (5↑, 25↓)
Slang term for the black people.

look at that disgusting shit nigger.

149. (SHIT) (22↑, 46↓)
Noun. Acronym for Super Hydraulic Instant Transporter

Apparently no SHIT's have been made yet with today's technology

150. (SHIT) (13↑, 44↓)
any kind of item that has no value\!

You got more shit than waste managment\!\!

151. (Shit) (16↑, 85↓)
The male genitalia described as a collective. See also [junk]. See also [scrap].

1. I couldn't get my shit up last night. 2. My bitch loves to lick my shit (perform fellatio).

Related: poop, crap, fuck, ass, poo, dump, turd, sex, toilet, feces, fart, anal, gay, damn, dick, bitch, diarrhea, asshole, piss, anus, cum, cunt, penis, cock, butt, pussy, vagina, shart, balls, bathroom, scat, stupid, dirty, gross, nasty, bullshit, bad, dookie, nigger, blumpkin
Last updated: 2012.03.01

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